Saturday, 27 August 2011

WHAT SICKNESS DOES TO ME.

Yeaah, Hey.

I.HATE.BEING.SICK.

It feels like you've been hit by a truck because you've been coughing so hard lately... Plus to make it worse, it makes your voice sound like a donkey, To make it even worse than worse, it makes your nose feel like a running tap. I bet all the tissues hate you for getting all the snot on them. Come to think of it...I'd hate to be a tissue, I mean your life is just a waste; first you get created by the tissue manufacturers, then they put you along with other tissues in some kind of packaging and make you feel all uncomfortable, then when it's your turn to be pulled out of the tissue box; you're just used as a wiper to wipe all of these disgusting things ;from snot, to baby vomit. Now I'd rather be a facial tissue than be toilet paper; cause well...we all know where they end up, yep, down the hill and in the drain.

BEING.SICK.IS.THE.WORST.FEELING.IN.THE.WORLD

Bhrelafehjgrafdermjf. That's what I feel like at the moment. Bhrelafehjgrafdermjf, I like it, that's my new word.
;( Sore throats kill, but don't worry! HAVE A STREPSIL *read it in your best advertising voice* I've probably overdosed on strepsils anyway.

As if I'm making a blog about being sick,I absolutely hate it! i feel like poo ;(
ehh... I go even crazier when I am sick, but like crazy with strepsils is as far as i go when i have a cold. No chocolate, cold drinks or anything sweet when I'm sick, usually when I'm sick i like to think of it as an apocalypse and I act like the world is ending.

Lateeeeeeeeeers,
Bhrelafehjgrafdermjf! <3 <3

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